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“it’s simple. we smoke out the batman.”

- the toker

this post would’ve changed the world in 2009

to the toker today is just a regular day

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Star Trek: The Next Generation // S02E06: The Schizoid Man

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90s kids are running out of things to remember

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Will edit and describe this later tonight

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The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

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I fucking love him

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

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He also jabs racists in the eye!

I love the justice grandpa of fists

I’m very lucky to own a book that’s a collection of most of these comics (sadly not all of them) and would highly recommend hunting these down if you can. Sorry for the lack of a scanner but phone photos will just have to do.

He was a enjoyable cuss who didn’t care for war mongering.

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Especially profitable war mongering and excuses for it!

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He certainly didn’t like selfish husbands and fathers!

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Politicians who turned on their words once they got theirs weren’t safe.

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He said fuck the police!

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He absolutely didn’t like people ruining little things for kids.

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He stood up for foreigners. Especially those doing their best to communicate with limited second language knowledge.

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He was not having any tomfoolery when it came to gun safety and laws. Especially with youth involved.

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You had better not abuse a animal with him nearby. He’d right that wrong real quick!

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And best of all him and his wife were both prickly cusses together. Relationship goals.

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I have a new role model

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“justice grandpa of fists”

It’s nice to see a fat dude in a political cartoon that’s NOT being used as shorthand for greed and corruption.

Hes like the personification of motherfucker unlimited

Reblogging this newer version of this thread with so many more strips I haven’t seen…why did this character ever disappear. Where did you go, Everett.

we need him more than ever…

sorry to make a long post longer but I feel like we could all really use some Everett True Beating Up Anti-Maskers content: 

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He’s a hero, our Everett.

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The Onion pulling zero fucking punches.

The Onion is still relevant and wise.

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400mg ibuprofen trip report

8:15am took two tablets with 4oz cool water. a little nervous but mostly ready for this

9am all good so far

10am all good so far

11am all good so far

12pm all good so far

1pm all good so far

2pm all good so far

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